WANTED: Miss Rebecca Stewart
LAST SEEN: Canada
DESCRIPTION: Often seen performing malicious acts such as attempting to drive on the left-hand side of the road, saying things like "hoover", "Ah, you'll be grand", "lovely" and "chuffed". Citizens have reported seeing Miss Stewart singing Caledonia, walking around with an umbrella in her purse, and complaining about the price of alcohol in Canada.
REWARD: Not having to worry about going outside your house anymore.
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