Love letter to Hyundai Sonata v2

Dear Hyundai Sonata Version 2,

There are a few things you need to know about me before we get serious.  I feel like I need to clear the air and get everything out in the open, right here at the beginning, so that we can move forward and you can understand where I'm coming from.  I need you to trust me.  

I know people are talking; I know you have questions. Here is my best explanation of everything -- raw and complete and honest.  My last relationship was short-lived, it's true.  But that's because, me and that other guy, we just weren't meant for each other.  And I knew it, deep down in my heart, so I had to end it...it just wasn't fair to either of us to stay in such a toxic relationship.  I won't lie - it was a tough goodbye - I mean, there were many things I did like about him. But I have to believe that everything happens for a reason. 

The timing was horrible; seeing him broken was equally heart-wrenching.  And when the adjustor called and told me the news...I knew there must have been a bigger plan. I tried making myself feel better by renting a car for a while. It didn't mean anything to me, I swear. It was nice to have a way around town - I just needed a friend and he was there to help me out.  We became good friends, the Mazda and I, but it just wasn't "me". I mean, he was nice and all, but just too much of a 'bro' for a relationship, you know?  You...you have culture, class. 

I went to dealerships, tried some private sales, and even considered learning how to drive standard. But the thing is - I refused to sacrifice my integrity for something that wasn't right. I'd hold out as long as I had to in order to find "the one"

Then, just when I thought I'd be alone forever, you waltzed into my life. Sunroof and all.  You, I am astonishingly confident, are my "one".
 I know we're still getting to know each other, but please know a few things:
 
1) I have learned from my mistakes and now I know what I really want.  Heated seats are what I want. Rear defrost that works on more than one strip is what I want. And a radio that also plays when said defrost is on.  You are what I want. 

2) Tahnia met you and loved you, too. You even warmed her butt, which she liked even if she didn't admit it.  She loved you so much that she didn't want to slam your door too hard. I'll let her know you like a girl who can give it some muscle. She'll learn in time. I can't even tell you how much I appreciate your efforts to become friends with my friends.

And lastly, know this:
 
3) I knew from the moment I met you that we were meant to be together.  If you know what I mean, and you have that feeling too, meet me in the parking lot at 7:45 tomorrow morning. I'll be waiting. 

I promise I'll scrape your windows and use your block heater and go easy on the fuel. I'll fill you up when you're running low; I'll always keep a shovel handy to dig you out of tough situations, and I'll ensure that no food or coffee to stain your interior.

I know I'm not perfect, but all I can ask is that you take me for what I am. I hopefully await many joyful outings in our near future.

Yours,

B.