Seagulls should go on X-Factor. Their talent could be SCARING THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

 

Those are normal-sized pigeons...

 I had somehow forgotten how big the seagulls are here. You must have known that they would make it into my blog somehow. I wanted to post about it earlier, but now I’m glad I didn’t because a 100^th post about seagulls just wouldn’t have been sufficient. They really are massive.  I may or may not have cowered in fear when they flew above me.  Every time.  I don’t know what it is – the floppy feet the size of my own hand, the hard, curved beak, or those menacing, beady eyes. UGH. I’m freaking myself out. I literally just got a shiver thinking about them. Maybe if I ever become a screen writer I’ll make a movie about seagull villains. The world has to know they’re not as innocent or stupid as Finding Nemo makes them out to be.

At Union Square mall

Another funny thing about Britain. They LOVE their X-Factor. So much that they have these booths, like photobooths but video. That's right- you can record your own X-Factor performance! AWESOME!