I do, I do, I DO!

 Top 8 reasons I want to/will marry a Swedish man:

 1) They’re gorgeous.  Swedish men* are SO good looking. I’m talking fashion (they can pull off BRIGHT pants…or ‘trousers’), hygiene, and good ol’ what-your-mama-gave-you handsomeness. 

2) The language is damn sexy. I still have no idea what anyone around me is talking about. But even if my Swedish husband was talking about the hot dog stand on the corner, I’d still enjoy listening to the lullaby language. I’ve been trying to think of a good analogy, but I haven’t found one that’s perfect yet. Something like a butterfly, maybe, the way it sometimes flaps its wings once and floats for a bit, other times it flaps them 3 or 4 times and goes higher before floating down again. It’s a beautiful mix of a bounce and a melody…I’ll post a sound clip if I can!       

3) Not only their own language, but the Swedish-English accent is adorable.

4) They know how to stay warm in the winter…

5) They often has awesome names, like Thor, or Emil, or Hampus.

6) From what I hear, it’d be a great way to improve my Swedish. Jag älskar dig?

7) So that we can have adorable, bilingual, Swedish-Canadian babies with the fashion of a Swede and the politeness of a Canadian. CUTE!

8) Maple Syrup would go SO well with Swedish pancakes.  That can’t be a coincidence. Think about it.  We’re basically destined to be together.

Love you all!

Until Next time,

B.

*Disclaimer: This is in reference to MOST Swedish men. As for every rule, there are a few exceptions. But let's not think about them for now.